What I Have Found Out About Women

Despite what any female might tell you, women want a man who is indeed a man, not some pussy-whipped, pussified lap dog that's so in tuned to her wants and needs, that they forget who they are as men. If that were the case, the process would be easier entirely if they just dated other women instead.

So remember:

Be a damn man, not a crossdresser; not cool!